But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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