How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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