There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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