The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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