Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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