Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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