Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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