Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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