okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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