I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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