The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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