whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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