You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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