just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
