i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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