I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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