Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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