if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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