so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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