Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize