Did you just see the Batmobile???
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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