do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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