Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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