i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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