Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize