So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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