On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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