So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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