i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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