I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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