I'm jealous of your bromance
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You're a waste of cheezeits
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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