Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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