why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
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