that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Randomize
