yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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