I can tuck mytits in my pants
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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