I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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