We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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