Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Let's paint friendship bongs
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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