So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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