Where are you?
In a non slutty way
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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