Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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