I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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