Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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