Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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