Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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