***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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