next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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