I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Randomize