i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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