theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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