Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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