So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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