1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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