MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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