is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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