love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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