I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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