As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
