I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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