So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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